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Scott Aukerman is seriously the funniest person alive.

(via symphetamine)


Artist: The Kinks
Track: Do You Remember Walter?
Album: The Village Green Preservation Society
Year: 1968
Theme: Remembering


Artist: John Lennon
Track: Remember
Album: Plastic Ono Band
Year: 1970
Theme: Remembering


Artist: Ramones
Track: Do You Remember Rock ‘n’ Roll Radio?
Album: End of the Century
Year: 1980
Theme: Remembering


Who needs drugs to get high when you could just have cute people telling you are cute

So true.

"I guarantee you that every person of color in this country has faced an indignity from the ridiculous, to the grotesque, to the sometimes fatal in some point in their– I’m going to say last couple of hours, because of their skin color. Quick story: So we live in New York City, a liberal bastion. Recently, we sent a correspondent and a producer to a building in this liberal bastion where we were going to tape an interview. The producer, white, dressed in what can only be described as “homeless elf attire” and a pretty strong five o’clock from the previous week shadow strode confidently into the building, preceding our humble correspondent, a gentleman of color, dressed resplendently in a tailored suit. Who do you think was stopped? Let me give you a hint, the black guy. And that shit happens all the time. All of it. Race is there and it is a constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living in it."

- Jon Stewart